Not Edible

"Don't eat your baby's head!"

---Me

To The Tune Of "Push It" by Salt N Pepa

"Oooooo stinky, stinky! Oooooo stinky, stinky"

---Me (while changing a particularly nasty diaper)

This Can Only End Badly

"Don't put your baby in the microwave!!"

---Me

Boys

"Don't run on the roof!!"

---Theresa