Monday, May 30, 2011

Let's Be Real Here

"I'm a mom of small kids.  You want to know what gets me hot?  A nap."
This was clearly not said to a child, but it cracked me up and rang true so I had to share.

Sunday, May 8, 2011


Happy Mother's Day!
That is to all of you who are mothers and all of you who long to be.  Today can be a wonderful day or a very hard one (for many reasons - hopes unrealized, miscarriages, abortions, rough relationships with your own mom).  I know this is usually a funny blog, but I wanted to recognize that today is not like any other day.  May it be a wonderful and healing day for YOU.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Danger of the Colorful Kind

"Don't beat mommy in the face with a rainbow!"
-Me (as a rainbow slinky whipped around me)

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Not Edible

"Don't eat your baby's head!"

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

To The Tune Of "Push It" by Salt N Pepa

"Oooooo stinky, stinky! Oooooo stinky, stinky"
---Me (while changing a particularly nasty diaper)

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

This Can Only End Badly

"Don't put your baby in the microwave!!"

Tuesday, February 2, 2010


"Don't run on the roof!!"