Just Because He Does It Doesn't Mean You Should

"Don't lick the cat!"

---Ashley A.

What Did YOU Learn From Last Year?

"This School Year's Things Not To Do:

1. No Head Butting

2. No Taking Handcuffs to School to Arrest your Friends

3. No Pulling the Fire Alarm Because There are Ants in the School Bathroom"

---Theresa

What's The Shipping Cost On That?

"Don't make me sell you on eBay!!"

---Kim

Good Advice For Anyone (not currently playing hockey)

"Please do not hit anything, at any time, with the hockey stick."

---Amy

The H Is Important

"We don't want poop on Pooh"

---April

That Can't Be Healthy

"Honey, please don't sit on your brother's head." 

---Ashley

"GROSS!! The cat is drinking out of your sippy cup!"

---Me

Did I Really Just Say That?

I conceived this blog the moment the words "Don't color the keyboard" came out of my mouth.  Years ago a friend of my brother drove his mom to say, "No skateboarding on the couch, Brad."  As long as there have been mothers we have been saying things we never could have imagined we would.  This blog will be a place to showcase those ridiculous words we hear flying out our mouths.  I hope moms will feel understood and readers will find a new appreciation for their moms all while laughing their heads off.