Sibling Love

"Don't pee on your brother!"

---Ashley

"You can NOT try to sell your sister to strangers!"

---Mom I met at the park

Boys & Girls

"Ian does not have a vagina, he has a peanuts."

---Amy

That Can't Be Healthy

"Honey, please don't sit on your brother's head." 

---Ashley

"GROSS!! The cat is drinking out of your sippy cup!"

---Me