Overheard By A Husband Who Laughed Until He Cried

"Don't talk with your penis!"

---Anonymous Mom

Sibling Love

"Don't pee on your brother!"

---Ashley

"You can NOT try to sell your sister to strangers!"

---Mom I met at the park

Stinky Feet

"Mommy's socks do NOT go in the Diaper Genie!!"

---me

Boys & Girls

"Ian does not have a vagina, he has a peanuts."

---Amy

A Kick In The Pants (Or Head, As It Were)

"Life's hard, get a helmet."

---Kim

If You Don't Tell Them They Won't Know

"The dryer is not a place for children."

---Amy

"Couches are for sitting"

---me